tabby-asphodel:

the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

FUCKING HELL
JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST I DIED

GET THE SALT!

salt won’t work. It has the symbol of the Lord of Time Kronos on his forehead, so an olive branch carved by Vestal virgins would be better suited to the task.

thanks satan

tabby-asphodel:

the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

FUCKING HELL

JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST I DIED

GET THE SALT!

salt won’t work. It has the symbol of the Lord of Time Kronos on his forehead, so an olive branch carved by Vestal virgins would be better suited to the task.

thanks satan

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Anonymous asked:

Where superfamily and by a turn of events deadpool has to sit through a nor easter battering new york when the lights go out. Tony gets upset because he doesn't know where they are and suspects they're are doin the fondue.

Well, shit went down fast Answer:

burned-my-paradise:

“I swear, Steve, the minute I see him I am cutting off his dick and I-“

“Tony, calm down, they probably went to look for flashlights or something.”

“Flashlights? Flashlights? You think they went to look for fucking flashlights?”

“I didn’t stutter, did I?”

“Dammit Steve, they didn’t go looking for damn flashlights. This is Deadpool, C’mon. And Peter.”

“Well, maybe th-Hey, Peter.”

“Peter! Where the hell have you been?”

“Oh, me and Wade went to go look for flashlights. The power went out, in case you couldn’t tell.”

“See, Tony? I told you. Flashlights.”

“No way, Steve. It’s code for something isn’t it? Flashlights is totally code for sex and I’m gonna murder Wade.”

rocat:

This is Witchcraft. I don’t even think for 1s, I just put these into my shopping kart.

rocat:

This is Witchcraft. I don’t even think for 1s, I just put these into my shopping kart.